Girlfriend Lemon Size- Non Veg Jokes

Girl Friend to her Boyfriend on date: You have Nothing in your HEAD, then why are you putting on such a beautiful HAT”
Boyfriend: You always wear beautiful BRAs, but did I ever say anything about your Lemon-Size BOOBS?

Funny Non Veg Sms- sahab Ke Ande

Breakfast is a big pain when the wife orders the cook 'sahab ke ande ubaal dena !'

And

The cook asks 'aur memsaab aap ka doodh garam karu

Coaching Center- Funny Non Veg Sms

Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hai.
Grl-what? Tumhare ghar population check karne wale nhi aaye the?
Boy-aye the,hum padh rahe the,vo
COCHING CENTER smjh ke chale gaye..

You are pregnant–Non Veg Jokes

dr-you are pregnant
girl-impossible,maine to kisi mard se sex nhi kiya.
dr-wahi to, aapke pet m bi admi k bacha
nhi h,karele or muli k poudhe hai.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Whiskey ki khushbu
Brandy ki mithas
Rum ki roti
Or Tequila ka swad
Vodka k pakode
Or Papad ka sath
Mubarak ho aapko ,

Bewdo ka tyohar
HAPPY NEW YEAR