Nazon se pali ho-Non veg sms message

Sarfira shayar 1 shadi ki mehfil me dulhan se bola-
Nazon se pali ho sasuraal ja rahi ho.
WAH!WAH!WAH!
Patak k ch0d dega madharch0d,bekar ja rhi ho..
By:- Sandeep

Non Veg Hindi sms on Malika-BRA and PANTY

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Baba Ram Dev aur ladki - Non Veg Joke in Hindi

Ek baar, ak ladki har test me fail hoti hai , to vo baba ram dutt ji k paas jati hai oor ye batati hai.
Ladki:Baba ji mera padai me man nahi lagta, to mai kaya karu.
Baba Ram Dutt: beti, aaj raat tum bad par nangi lat jana mai aaja oonga
RAAT KO
baba ji aate hai
Ladki:baba ji mughe bahut dard ho raha hai
Baba Ram Dutt:beta kuch nahi hota
ladki:baba ji bahut hi jada dard ho raha hai, ye kesa dand hai
Baba :beti, ye koi dand nahi ,YE BABA JI KA L**D HAI.

By:: Mohit
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Non veg sms-Girl ka rape in Jungle

Ladka-Ladki dono jungle Me bhatk gai. Dono ne 4 din se kuch bhi nahi khaya Girl- aap Mera rape kar do. Boy- why?
Girl- saala kuch to ander jaega...

By:- Naughty Radhe

Mera Doodh Nahi Peeta-Funny 140 Word non veg Sms

Lady Grammar Teacher:-
"RAMU MERA DOODH NAHI PEETA H"
Is Sentence me RAMU Kya hai ?
STUDENT:-
"RAMU" Chutiya hai
Aap Hame 1 Mauka Dijiye.